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Dear Josh, I can't wait
for you to return from Europe,
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so that we can
make up for lost time.
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We could have
romantic dinners,
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spend the weekend
in the Berkshires,
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maybe go see a game
baseball. Go Red Sox!
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And take away that airship
in front of me!
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Sabrina, The Teenage Witch
S06E02 - Sabrina's Date With Destiny
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Translation, Review and Synchronization:
Michael Lemos
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I went through my closet
all morning.
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Which of these two says
"Welcome back, Josh"?
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I can't believe you're obsessed with
what outfit will impress a guy.
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Even more so when it comes to
these clothes.
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They are both shouting:
"It hurts me"!
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- The one on the left is mine.
- Like I said.
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Big news! I got one
part-time job at school.
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I was chosen to be a guinea pig
for research experiments.
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Well, that would explain the
phone sticking out of his neck.
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Look, the line will be busy
for a time, the laboratory
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organic computing
is waiting
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my activity
afternoon brain.
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How do we
respond to something like that?
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Hey, nice clothes.
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It's resolved.
I will donate to the poor.
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Aunt Hilda, what time is it?
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Time for you
stop irritating me.
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Sabrina, Josh's plane just
Land in four hours.
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I know. I just want to make sure
I have enough time to take
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shower, do your nails, you know, yeah
I have an ingrown toenail...
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No!
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And hello to you.
Good news!
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I was chosen to throw a party
to the dean of Adams College.
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I'd rather hear about nails
ingrown. What were you saying...
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Hilda! The school is sharing a
large donation and the department
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of science chose me to
appeal to Dean Banning.
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It won't be difficult.
God knows how I know how to appeal.
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And now everyone
we know.
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I just need to choose one
place for the party.
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You have to be exotic but intimate.
Casual but elegant.
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Where could it be? The coffee that
Have you been idle all summer?
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From the sister without any money?
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Do you want me to give a
party here at the Café?
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I don't see a cafe.
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Done. It has its intimate place,
casual and elegant.
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I will make sure that you
foul mouth have the night off.
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Armando will replace her.
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You convinced me.
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She makes it too easy.
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Aunt Hilda, I have coffee in everyone
the strands of my hair.
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Do you mind if I take it
the night off?
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You can go, Sabrina. We don't have
no customers arriving.
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Just that guy.
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Josh!
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I took an early flight.
I was looking forward to seeing you.
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You look great and I look horrible.
But you smell worse than me.
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Sabrina, I spent 19 hours
on a flight from Istanbul
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sharing a blanket with a
goat. You are very fragrant.
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I know you just
was away for 2 months,
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but there is something different
in your energy.
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Yes, well, I
I feel different.
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I have so many stories to
tell and photos to show.
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Photos later,
kisses now.
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I wish you were
with me in Prague.
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I had to go out with the editor in chief
from Prague Forward.
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- Do you mean Voycek Tziksuki?
- Do you know him?
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Well, I think so. You
I talked about him in every email.
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Right. I couldn't have you
tell this.
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Before leaving, he said
that there might be a job
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for me as a photojournalist.
Isn't that cool?
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Does Josh want to go back to Prague?
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That place is incredible.
View.
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Five thousand Czechs
protesting for
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cause of a factory
of by-products and I...
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He has just arrived and is already
thinking about leaving.
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And ours
romantic dinners?
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I bought Red Sox tickets.
I paid in advance!
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Sabrina, are you listening?
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Yes. Czechs, by-products of
meat. It looks like heaven.
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The culture is so different,
but the people
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they are friendly
and welcoming...
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This is serious. I need to make sure
let Josh stay in Boston.
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Quick, think of something
exciting and original.
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Do you want to have dinner at home?
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I would love. But it can be
tomorrow night?
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I'm totally exhausted.
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Furthermore, I think
I got fleas from the goat.
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MAGIC MEALS
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This one looks good.
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It has eggs.
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It's not for you.
It's for the romantic dinner that
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I will do to
Josh tomorrow night.
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He is thinking about
move to Prague!
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I have to find reasons
positive for him staying here.
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Forget the positive.
If you want to influence the
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someone's decision, you have
that accentuate the negative.
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But what is the downside?
Living in Prague is his dream.
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So, transform the dream
of him in... nightmare.
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Josh is sleeping like a log,
but wait until you reach Prague.
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It's 6 degrees
negatives here.
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Even the rats have left.
Where is the owner here? What it is!
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What now, you pig?
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I want a warm-up!
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Wait until August, you
you will sweat non-stop.
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I didn't come to Prague to live
like a prisoner of war!
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Then maybe I shouldn't have come.
You ungrateful American pig!
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Yes, I'm thinking
the same thing!
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I think it worked.
I have to go.
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The research group
attacked you?
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Went to the feasibility study
for exotic pets.
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Unfortunately squirrels will never be
trusted friends.
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Miles, you are officially the person
most desperate person I know.
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I need a uguento
right now.
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Are you doing these
experiences too?
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Hey, twenty dollars is
twenty dollars.
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We better clean up if
Let's go to the heatstroke project.
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Sabrina, making dinner
romantic for your boyfriend.
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How provincial!
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Did I feel a touch of jealousy?
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I? Jealous? Just because you
decided to get Josh when
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he finally decided if
tidy up...
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God, he's so
delicious now that...
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Hello!
I'm still here.
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Boy, if I knew he was going
stay like this, I would never have left him.
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Excuse me, it wasn't
he who left you?
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So what are you
making for dinner?
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Hello... Nice to see you...
Thank you for coming...
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Live long and prosper.
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Hilda, you really did it.
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It appears that Dean Banning
He's having a lot of fun.
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It looks like he is
going into a coma.
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I can tell you that your
Is your smile charming?
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Thanks. If you want to see more
of these white pearls,
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invest good money in
astrophysics.
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In fact, I was talking to
the enchanting view at your side.
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I mean you.
I'm Wayne Banning.
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And I'm Hilda Spellman. Pleasure
to meet you, Wayne Banning.
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And now back to Wayne
Banning, private detective.
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You are very funny, Hilda.
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You know, sometimes I do
live comedy here.
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Hilda, I don't think the president
Banning wants to talk comedy.
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No, I love comedy
live.
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Those Wayans brothers,
they are amazing.
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I heard they transformed
comedy down to a science.
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Speaking of science, did you hear
talk about that new station
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Jewish Space
"The Schimiri".
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Excuse me, I need
cool off a little.
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I just told you
"You look beautiful" in German.
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Nice language to have
say that.
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And...
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Thanks, Josh.
They're beautiful.
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It's a European style bouquet. These
Flowers are all handpicked.
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Serious?
From where?
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From other people's gardens.
What a good smell!
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Well I hope that
you are hungry.
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By the way, how do you
Did you sleep last night?
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Not so well. I had a dream
horrible about Prague. What a nightmare.
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I'm sorry
to hear this.
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It was wonderful, Hilda.
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Certainly Wayne Banning.
Goodnight.
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Goodnight...
Hey, lady!
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Hey Dean!
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What a great dean.
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Hilda, you occupied
every minute of his time.
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Dean Banning and I neither
we didn't even arrive
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to discuss the
science department.
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Relax. I will make sure
to mention this to
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Wayne when we leave
at our meeting.
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On your date?
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That's right, our meeting.
I'm going out with your boss.
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Which means if he and I
If we get married, I will be your boss.
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I'm starting to
see a hierarchy.
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I'm on top and
you underneath.
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Josh!
These photos are great.
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You really made it
capture the atmosphere
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dark and hellish
which is Prague.
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Sabrina, than
are you talking?
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It's sunny and all
world is smiling.
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Whatever.
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A message from
voicemail.
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You know, I left some resumes
around town today.
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Maybe someone called me back.
Do you mind?
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No, go ahead.
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Hey, and while you
is doing this,
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I'll get your dessert
Favorite American.
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Excellent! How did you remember
Do I like apple pie?
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Sabrina, you won't believe this.
I got a job at the newspaper!
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- Seriously!
- It starts in a week.
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- Out of town!
- That's right!
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Like this?
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The message was from the editor
from The Prague Forward.
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The work is
in the Czech Republic.
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In the Czech Republic?
That's so... Pie?
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I can't believe they
offered this job.
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Neither do I.
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And I also don't believe that
I will leave you again.
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Hey, could you go from there,
do a semester abroad?
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Do you want me to
move to Prague?
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And what about your
horrible nightmare?
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Sabrina, it was just a dream.
The night before I dreamed
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who was playing poker with
a bunch of German shepherds.
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I can't give up
such opportunities
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because of
a bad dream.
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Well you have to
what you have to do.
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Sabrina, you really
You don't want me to go, do you?
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I? Don't want you to go?
Why do you think this?
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I mean, just because
finally everything is ok between
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we finally aren't you
seeing no one and I'm,
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finally, seeing no one,
I mean, big deal,
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if we are finally together
in the same place after me
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have wasted a whole
summer thinking about you and
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waiting for you to,
finally come home,
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and what does it matter if I
I thought maybe, just maybe
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we had some kind
future together, but,
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you know, of course I want
you go, right? So go.
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Sabrina...
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No, Josh.
Please just go.
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Nine o'clock, no boyfriend.
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It's never a good sign for
a romantic dinner.
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Josh has an offer
job in Prague
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and he is really
thinking about accepting.
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I'm so sorry, Sabrina.
Now, if it's any consolation,
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some of my best
relationships were long distance.
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There are no fights and you save money
a fortune in waxing.
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I don't even know if he'll stay
for six months, a year
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or the rest of your life!
What if he meets someone?
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Sabrina, I've been to Prague and seen your
competitors. He will come back.
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She has been a worthy opponent...
until now. The end is near.
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Checkmate.
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It's your word
against mine, madam!
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You are a rotten cat!
Hilda, you look stunning.
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Thank you, Zelda. By the way,
I took your bag,
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your shoes and a
little of your perfume.
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Four hundred dollars each 30 grams
and designed specifically for
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my body chemistry.
Nothing else.
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Just remember,
please mention the
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Department of Science
to Dean Banning,
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and know why his eyes stay
glass when I talk about it.
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Maybe it's because you're a
unbearable boredom.
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Joke.
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Wait, Zelda. The beast
black girl here is right.
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Wayne is under a huge
amount of stress, you know,
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driving a
college and everything.
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00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,631
He prefers people
with a sense of humor.
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And you're saying
that I don't have one?
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I take the last bullet,
this is yours.
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00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,249
Maybe Josh and I just don't
Are we destined to be together?
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00:12:45,284 --> 00:12:48,273
Maybe not, but the good news is that
You are only 19 years old.
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You have plenty of time
to find "The Chosen One".
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However, I only have 10
minutes to find the
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chimpanzee in the laboratory.
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00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:58,272
I'll finish the puzzle first
from Bobo even if he kills me.
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00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,861
I think you liked it
little too much affection.
252
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:05,013
Is it wrong to be a man?
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Don't ask me, I'm not
exactly the authority
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00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,069
about men
these days.
255
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:10,269
And your suggestion to give
Josh a nightmare
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00:13:10,304 --> 00:13:12,156
about Prague was
completely useless!
257
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,732
Sometimes I like
to hear me speak.
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I would just like to know how
things will stay between me and Josh.
259
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,885
Sabrina, if you want
know your destiny,
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00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,229
why don't you go straight
to the source and question?
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00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:27,814
Of course!
A date with destiny.
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Yes, they always say that.
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- Are you destiny?
- Yes.
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00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,989
I thought you were old
like the weather. You know, with...
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00:13:53,024 --> 00:13:55,997
With, long white beard and robes
flutters and winged chariot?
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00:13:56,032 --> 00:13:57,805
No, most
women prefer it this way,
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but if you want
that I change...
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No.
That's fine with me.
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00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,236
All good. I brought the carriage,
if this will help.
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00:14:03,271 --> 00:14:04,720
- Cool.
- Let's go.
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00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,521
Even the horse is beautiful.
272
00:14:10,381 --> 00:14:13,890
Well that was the best meal
I've ever eaten and what a view!
273
00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:15,370
Yes. I bet
You didn't know there was
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00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:16,802
a bar and grill at the top
of Mount Everest?
275
00:14:16,837 --> 00:14:18,370
Or that swordfish
it would be so fresh.
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00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:20,403
Can we talk about Josh now?
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00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:22,347
After.
Have you ever been to the opera?
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00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:23,939
No, but I always wanted to go.
279
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,349
So Mikado is what you
Did you think it would be?
280
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:30,565
It's incredible. I'm so worried
with Nanki-Poo and Yum-Yum,
281
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,540
and I'm so happy
Katisha and Ko-Ko.
282
00:14:32,575 --> 00:14:35,773
Yes. And it's all thanks to Pitti-Sing
and Pooh-Bah, I like them.
283
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,365
Look, regarding Josh...
284
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,005
Hey, after the opera,
Do you want to dance?
285
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,733
- Do you dance?
- Yes.
286
00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:44,333
This is a meeting with destiny
or dance with death?
287
00:14:44,368 --> 00:14:46,805
We were roommates at
college, we made some changes.
288
00:14:57,969 --> 00:14:59,729
Listen, I hate
spoil the mood.
289
00:14:59,764 --> 00:15:01,229
So don't mess up.
290
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,893
But I have to make you one
asks about my boyfriend.
291
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:06,341
I want to know what's going
happen between me and Josh.
292
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,917
I mean, he's moving to
Prague, love it and never return?
293
00:15:08,952 --> 00:15:10,941
Or will he
hate and come back soon?
294
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,156
Or should I rethink
my life and go with it?
295
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:15,573
If you're asking me about your
destiny, so the answer is...
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00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:17,405
I have no idea.
297
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,509
But you are destiny.
You decide these things.
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00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,901
I used to decide.
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00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:22,821
I don't make a decision
important since King Arthur.
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00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:25,093
It's all been decadence
from the sword in the stone,
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00:15:25,128 --> 00:15:27,997
but I kept the name.
You know, for dates.
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00:15:28,032 --> 00:15:30,093
What happened to you?
303
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:32,149
Not with me!
With the world.
304
00:15:32,184 --> 00:15:34,829
Things got more
complicated, problems arose.
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00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:36,797
Free will,
rational thinking.
306
00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:39,509
So what you're saying is that
Do I create my own destiny?
307
00:15:39,544 --> 00:15:41,220
There is nothing you
can you do for me?
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00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:43,781
I'm not completely useless.
I may not be able to tell you
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00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,973
your destiny, but I can
give you a preview
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00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,365
of different scenarios.
311
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,421
Well, I don't need to see Josh happy without
me, and I don't want to see him fail.
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00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:53,277
Maybe you can show me
What would it be like if I made one?
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00:15:53,312 --> 00:15:55,245
semester abroad and
move to Prague?
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00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,877
All good.
Done.
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00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:02,498
- Sabrina, I'm home.
- Hey, honey. How was your day?
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00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,265
Unbelievable. One of
my photos will be published
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00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:07,369
tomorrow's front page,
Besides, I'm going to do some
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00:16:07,404 --> 00:16:10,065
photos with the Pope!
How was your day?
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00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,537
I can't complain.
I went to class,
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00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,457
didn't understand a word
of what they said.
321
00:16:14,492 --> 00:16:16,913
And on the way home
I bought a potato.
322
00:16:16,948 --> 00:16:20,777
Fantastic! We are on the list for
buy a potato months ago.
323
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,225
And I bought tickets for the
Prague film festival
324
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,685
for next weekend.
325
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,177
Opening night is a
tribute to Kevin Bacon...
326
00:16:26,212 --> 00:16:28,401
Man, I miss bacon.
327
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:30,417
Next week? The newspaper will
send me to Paris.
328
00:16:30,452 --> 00:16:32,632
Again!
329
00:16:32,667 --> 00:16:36,153
I'm the man! Now, let's go
put that potato in the oven
330
00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:40,425
and eat.
I love our life.
331
00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:44,931
Losing to that monkey
lab was bad enough,
332
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:47,043
But now I spent more money
in tetanus vaccines
333
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:49,682
and cortisone ointments than
I gained from these experiences.
334
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,627
We should give up.
335
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,811
No way, Roxie. This no longer
It's more about money.
336
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,239
What else could it be?
337
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:58,707
Being accepted in the community
scientific.
338
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:00,819
Now give the medicine.
339
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,459
Sir, do you need
anything else?
340
00:17:03,494 --> 00:17:04,903
Sir?
341
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:11,154
American! Pig, coarse
and without culture.
342
00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:13,112
I'm going for a walk.
343
00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:17,487
Sabrina, I left you a thousand messages,
where have you been?
344
00:17:17,522 --> 00:17:20,199
At the opera, on Mount Everest,
buying potatoes.
345
00:17:20,234 --> 00:17:22,726
I don't blame you for yet
be angry with me.
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00:17:22,761 --> 00:17:25,127
I was an idiot yesterday.
I was in my head until
347
00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:26,936
now in Prague and not
I was thinking about you.
348
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:29,175
Well I came
thinking of you.
349
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,759
I can't do this, Josh.
350
00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:34,175
You have to accept this job
and follow your destiny.
351
00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,391
Well, why
Won't you come with me?
352
00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:39,199
Prague is your dream,
not mine.
353
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,623
I'm going to miss you, Sabrina.
354
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:46,678
I'm coming too, Yankee-doodle...
I mean, Josh.
355
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:52,485
And so, due to the effect
Yankelman, the Department
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00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:57,149
of Economics deserves 59% of
funds. Thanks.
357
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,996
Who's next?
358
00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:07,831
59%. Please.
359
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:14,128
Good afternoon, Dean
Banning and friends.
360
00:18:14,163 --> 00:18:17,809
Science has always had a place
provisional in the social order.
361
00:18:17,844 --> 00:18:22,737
In 1687, Sir Isaac Newton,
the founder of modern science,
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00:18:22,772 --> 00:18:24,593
reported that...
363
00:18:26,804 --> 00:18:28,674
Nutty Professor!
364
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,178
Hi Dean!
365
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:34,213
How many of you hate flying?
366
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:36,973
And what about those people?
who push those
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00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:39,165
Huge suitcases in the luggage racks?
368
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,244
Just because you have a strap, you don't
means it is hand luggage.
369
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:45,492
And what about those
movies on planes?
370
00:18:45,527 --> 00:18:49,126
I don't want to watch "Gladiator" in
a screen the size of a cookie.
371
00:18:50,502 --> 00:18:52,003
A screen the size
of a cookie!
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00:18:53,495 --> 00:18:55,523
Is it on?
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00:18:55,558 --> 00:18:57,363
A better question, Professor
Spellman, the Department
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00:18:57,398 --> 00:19:00,682
of Sciences leads to distribution
of funds seriously?
375
00:19:00,717 --> 00:19:02,978
Of course.
376
00:19:03,013 --> 00:19:05,123
So why send a
comedian to plead your case?
377
00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:07,739
You can't fool me,
I know you love a good laugh.
378
00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:09,739
I like it when she's good.
379
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:15,051
Yes, well. Speaking of which, I'll pass
things for the talented and
380
00:19:15,086 --> 00:19:17,610
fabulous boss
Department of Asian Studies.
381
00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:21,074
I'm here all week.
Try the veal.
382
00:19:22,238 --> 00:19:24,391
Hey, when are you going to take the
Josh to the airport?
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00:19:24,426 --> 00:19:26,271
In two hours.
384
00:19:26,306 --> 00:19:28,311
I'm so sorry, Sabrina.
385
00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:29,711
Thanks, Morgan.
386
00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,974
The traffic goes
be horrible.
387
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:34,534
Do you listen to yourself
When do you speak?
388
00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:37,134
Depends on what I say.
389
00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:44,743
This is disgusting!
390
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,286
Also.
Jurassic milk.
391
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:56,383
You really know how to be punctual.
392
00:19:56,418 --> 00:20:01,310
This couldn't wait.
Sabrina, I'm not going to Prague.
393
00:20:01,345 --> 00:20:04,462
What are you talking about? I mean,
You already told the editor you were going.
394
00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:06,158
He will understand when I
say I have one
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00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,943
opportunity yet
better here in Boston.
396
00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,927
Got another
job offer?
397
00:20:11,315 --> 00:20:15,751
No. Sabrina, the opportunity that
I have here is to be with you.
398
00:20:15,986 --> 00:20:21,939
There will be other opportunities.
You are my destiny.
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00:20:27,048 --> 00:20:29,434
Nobody be scared,
I'm fine.
400
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:31,419
I am highly allergic to a
genetically variety
401
00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:34,619
modified wasp.
That's the bad news.
402
00:20:34,654 --> 00:20:36,603
Is there good news?
403
00:20:36,638 --> 00:20:38,299
Yes.
404
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:40,730
Lunch is on me.
405
00:20:46,342 --> 00:20:48,767
- I had a great week, Wayne.
- Me too.
406
00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,695
I may not know
tell jokes,
407
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,759
but I'm a genius
with physical comedy.
408
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,567
I know. I saw you
stuffing a turkey.
409
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:58,831
Well, I guess I have to thank you
your sister for introducing us.
410
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:02,087
Speaking of Zelda. She is very
upset that it was ruined
411
00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:03,591
everything in this meeting
the other day.
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00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:05,167
She's feeling responsible
by the Department of
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00:21:05,202 --> 00:21:07,247
Science has not succeeded
no financing.
414
00:21:07,282 --> 00:21:09,063
Of course they will receive
financing, Hilda.
415
00:21:09,098 --> 00:21:10,466
All departments will...
416
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:14,294
But if your sister tries to do more
comedy, I can change my mind.
417
00:21:23,235 --> 00:21:26,366
Zelda! I had no idea,
you really are funny.
418
00:21:26,467 --> 00:21:31,467
Translation, Review and Synchronization:
Michael Lemos